Oh, Gagoncé: Until the day that the pop universe inevitably black-holes in one final blast of glitter, comet dust and tranny couture, these two can’t stop-won’t stop. Watch the new clip for their collaboration “Video Phone,” below:
It’s not so much a battle of the supernovas as a sort of Jupiter-and-an-orbiting-moon-in-a-white-bustier situation we’re having here; this is B’s show—La Gaga’s just guesting in it. (Though we’d love to see Gaga get a sammy for a co-star while she’s at it; homegirl is looking worryingly gaunt these days.)
I cannot tell a lie: Beyonce’s 8573 costume changes are delicious. Love the Bettie Page vibes; not mad at the Bond Girl monokini. Leather thigh-high garter boots? Casual Friday, I salute you!
But these two don’t look like friends, or even like they’re really having fun together. Too much ego? Too little time? Bad catering? Not sure, but it’s not quite the I Dream of Divas bonanza I was hoping for… However: I defer to you, readers—do your dream-cups runneth over?
More from EW.com’s Music Mix:
Bon Jovi tops the albums chart
Marina and the Diamonds: The Music Mix Recommends
Lady Gaga can’t win a Best New Artist Grammy, so who should?
New Lady Gaga, ‘Telephone’: Stream it here
Mariah Carey’s ‘I Want to Know What Love Is’ video: Play ball!
Chris Brown’s “Crawl” video: He feels remorseful about a lost love. Do you care?
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I was at the grocery store buying a last minute present for a friend’s birthday party a couple weekends ago — what? it was on the way to the restaurant! — and while perusing the gift cards, I happened to notice the ugliest goddamn bottles of wine I’d ever seen, like someone had slapped a totes-hids Ed Hardy sweatshirt on a defenseless chardonnay and then jacked the price up by $20. Upon closer examination, it was just as I feared:
It’s like the Easter bunny just pooped on a unicorn. Miley Cyrus, tween America’s 







