Despite a media blitz (mostly detailing her recent plastic surgeries), Heidi Montag’s Superficial s a total stiff, selling fewer than 1,000 copies, according to Nielsen Read the full post.
Jan 21
2010
04:56 PM ET
Heidi Montag has big boobs, tiny album sales: her flop album sells fewer than 1,000 copies its first week
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Heidi says, “This is the first album of many to come,”however, the reaction to here surgery may have prompted some disdain for the “mini-star”. According to http://www.newsy.com/videos/feeding-a-plastic-addiction Heidi may have more worries than poor record sales.
“I-I-I-I-I I need, I need, I need you”… oops, that was Samantha Fox.
“Eat… my panties off me.”
Worst.
Lyric.
Ever.
No, that first one was Stacey Q.
As for “Eat my panties off me”: bet Nickelback would’ve killed to write something like that.
Eww.
I heard Stacey Q’s song in Georgia about 31 days ago en route to Atlanta. I think that Heidi Montag was recalling some of that ’80s dance pop for her album, which is cool.
“Eat my panties off me?” O_O
I will do that if she will let me play with her boobies too.
People should go on iTunes and read the reviews, they are hilariously abusive! 90% of them are 1 star ratings, with most of them stating that they wished they could assign a 0 star rating. One person even said that her music made their cat explode!
So, she spends 2 million on an album she should’ve known would fail, plus countless money on plastic surgery…I really hope she doesn’t go on any more reality shows to get out of debt.
No way she spent that much.
She’s turned herself into a blow-up doll, so empty. Her parents must be so embarrassed.
First off she was damn stupid to pay out of her pocket that kind of money to record the album, second I have heard three cats sliding down a chalk board with their nails out sound better than her. She needs to take her plastic barbie ass back to mommy and daddy and never look into another camera of any kind and take the jack ass husband with her.
Is there any chance she’s including the price of the surgery in the $2 million? However misguided, she has said she thought (wildly disproportionate) bigger boobs would help her pop “career.”
I don’t know which is more pathetic:that someone has actually listened to both Montag’s and Hilton’s albums or that anyone would compare the merits of any products made by these cesspool dwelling hacks.
I heard Paris Hilton’s album in 2006. It was good, a fun, escapist record. She’s recording a new album right now, but it’s going to be different music wise.
But maybe no one wants another dance pop album sounding like Lady Gaga or Kesha at this moment the way that Heidi Montag is hyping her album. I think that people are sick and tired of Heidi Montag’s exploits.And the People magazine issue about her plastic surgery turned a lot of people off! I didn’t see it doing well–most people don’t like seeing reality stars making pop music albums anyway. Had it been on a major label like Warner Brothers, those execs would be completely EMBARRASSED and it would have cost them millions of dollars! But she went for an independent route, which is comfortable for her.
That photo of her looks like a cross between a mannequin, a Stepford Wife and a wax dummy.
I like her boobies.
hahaha even Paris Hilton sold like 75,000 copies in her first week.
The Chipmunks are outselling her.
But to be fair, they ARE better known. And have better material.
It’a obvious, that Heidi and Spencer don’t get that if anyone is watching them, it’s purely for entertainment. You know a good laugh. You know like watching a train derail. You just can’t believe it’s happening and real. Poor Heidi really thought all her followers were her fans. She really thought she had a million fans? Seriously? You people are a joke.
I know what you’re all going to say, “Oh my god, I can’t believe you bought her album, EW!” Well Heidi is tormented and made fun of every second of the day by all of you. It’s painful. I couldn’t imagine being tormented at that level. I really enjoyed this album, I’ve been waiting for it since 2007 when she started making music. When I saw the articles on her album sales, it shocked me, because I really love this album. Sure she isn’t Whitney Houston, but she does know how to make a mean club album
. All of her songs are fun, light, and pure bubblegum pop!
The reason she got all these surgeries done is because of all the hate she gets from all you commenters, picking out her flaws, one by one.
And the reason her boobs are so big is because she got made fun of in high school for being flat chested. It may be a little extreme, but this is her way of dealing with it.
Think before you write such nasty things about people, because she has feelings too. And I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t like to be bashed the way she is.
She’s a beautiful person inside and out, and all of you think she’s some dumb bimbo. And actually quite intelligent. She doesn’t sit there and go, “Wait…..what?” “Wait……what?” she has a brain.
I’ve always been a Heidi fan, and always will be. And I am a PROUD owner of this album, and dance to it every day.
Peace, love, & happiness to all.
Plastic surgery, I mean.