Aziz Ansari screams at rappers: RAAAAAAAANDY is hilariously 'AAAAAAAANGRY'

You know who else wishes Kanye West would release some new music already? Aziz Ansari. Or, rather, the Parks & Recreation comedian’s foul-mouthed alter ego RAAAAAAAANDY. (That’s eight A’s, and don’t you forget it.) The deluded character made his public debut in last summer’s Funny People, as well as three web-only promo clips that were way funnier than the movie itself. Now Ansari — err, RAAAAAAAANDY — is putting together a mixtape in collaboration with, randomly, TV on the Radio‘s Dave Sitek. On “AAAAAAAANGRY,” a track that Ansari just posted for free download on his Tumblr, RAAAAAAAANDY claims that Kanye and other rappers including Jay-Z, Eminem, Drake, Dr. Dre, Kid Cudi, and more are all late in delivering promised guest verses for the mixtape.

Got all that backstory? Actually, you don’t need to. Just head over to Aziz’s site to enjoy hearing RAAAAAAAANDY yell furiously at all the rappers who have allegedly left him in the lurch. (Beware, lots and lots of NSFW language.) For example: “Kanye! What is taking you so long?! You know how you like to sample soul songs and speed them up? Why don’t you speed up the process of you getting your verses back to us?” And: “Jay-Z! You’re supposed to drop a verse. Where’s your s—, bro? Did Coldplay have to wait this long?” Also: “This is for the whole Wu-Tang Clan, especially RZA and GZA. Where y’all at, man? You know how many times I went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond and refurnished my bathroom since we sent you those beats? I’ve went through floor mats, fool!” Genius.

Okay, I could sit here typing quotables from RAAAAAAAANDY’s “AAAAAAAANGRY” all day, so I’ll stop there. If you are a fan of hip-hop, LOLs, and/or egregiously capitalized vowels, I highly recommend you download this track ASAP. Then report back: Are you, like me, looking forward to the RAAAAAAAANDY/Sitek project more than most actual non-joke rap mixtapes this year?

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  • Stephanie Tanner

    He is the only reason to watch Parks and Recreation. Absolutely Hilarious. He should really get his own show.

    • Dwight K Schrute

      Gimme a break. Ron Swanson is AWESOME.

    • gustiq

      Stephanie, i totally agree! have you seen his standup that was on comedy central not too long ago? i refuse to delete it from my DVR!!! so hysterical!

    • sandradee

      He’s not the ONLY reason. But he sure does make P&R better. He is legitimately hilarious.

  • gustiq

    my fiance and i freakin’ LOVE aziz!!!
    we’re in! =]

    • Sam

      Nice off-topic Fiance reference. 2 pts.

  • j

    Did anybody else watch Human Giant? I remember one episode when Aziz made the worst mixtape and had to go playing it around the city. He is hilarious, and I would love it if he got an Emmy nod for P and R.

  • whatevs

    I love him just for his guest appearance on FOTC as the kiwi hating fruit vendor.

  • Tim

    This is a surprising cool, hip, innovative topic for EW to cover. I keep waiting for the inevitable reference to ‘Glee’ or Lady Gaga to ruin it. Kudos, EW!

  • Darling Nikki

    Oh, Aziz, the things I would do to that man.

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