Image Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesJersey Shore alpha-sleaze Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is about to drop his debut rap single this week. I know this because MTV News reported on it, and also, to my infinite regret, because TMZ has a 50-second preview clip available for streaming. Like the man himself, the song is called “The Situation,” but it’s not a true solo outing, as it features no less than three credited guests. Note: When shouty hype man Fatman Scoop is the least annoying part of your song, you’re in trouble.
Check out the preview clip after the jump (reluctant thanks to Vulture), if so inclined. You’ll hear a lot of air horns, some tinny synth presets, and the wackest lyrics this side of Kevin Federline. Sorry, that’s unfair to K-Fed. “Whoa, whoa, Situation,” the bro with the abs repeats a few times. Later, he announces plans to “grab some ass, drink some ‘gnac/I ain’t doing s— ’til I get my cash.” Let’s all do our best to make sure Situation does not get his cash, shall we?
I’ll say this for The Situation’s “The Situation”: It makes Enrique Iglesias’ Jersey Shore single sound like Pachelbel’s Canon. Or do you actually like this thing? Sound off in the comments below.
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1. This is, in the words of Michael Slezak, a hot honeyed wreck. 2. I don’t even think I heard him. Was that him near the early middle?
Gross. What is wrong with the music industry where they let rubbish like this get a deal, whereas real substantial artists who write RELATABLE material, work for brike in some unnoticed dive bar? The entertainment industry, if we can even call it that, is fast becoming so vapid and leading younger (de)genrations down the path of thinking that being sleazy and flashing your abs will get you famous. This garbage makes K-Fed look like Bob Dylan!
I guess its alrite ntn too special but listenable
I just died a little inside.
You would think a guy who shaves the rest of his body would at least trim his nasty, overgrown armpit hair.
The sad thing is that this idiot really thinks it will be the start of a music career. The photo at the top of the article is hilarious…Pulling up his shirt (how gross) like a Girl Gone Wild with what looks like a butt for a stomach.
I LOVE ANYTHING ENRIQUE IGLESIAS DOES I ADMIT I AM A DEVOTED PATHETIC FAN THAT HAS NO LIFE AND I LOVE HIM!
Well, if the likes of Lil Wayne and Souljah Boy can have successful rap careers with very little talent to spare, anyone can, really.
Can a Playgirl spread and porn career be far behind?