Image Credit: David McNew/Getty Images While none-too-thrilled with her recent jail sentence, Lindsay Lohan can think (and sing!) of worse fates than 90 days on lockdown without her hair tracks, ciggies, and lip gloss.
Several, in fact: In a new song leaked to Perez Hilton and reportedly produced by J.R. Totem (Rihanna, Jason Derulo, Sean Kingston), LiLo warbles of a dangerous love that feels, alternately, like being “hit by a train,” “falling from a building,” “drinking deadly poison,” and “crashin’ my car, comin’ flyin’ through the windshield.”
Is it about old flame Sam Ronson? Dad of the Year Michael Lohan? Carvel? Stream the song after the jump, and tell us your theories—and what you think of the song—in the comments section below:
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WILL SHE EVER JUST GO AWAY? DO NOT WANT.
Can we PLEASE discuss this amazing picture of her with that gun?!?!?
I’d like to see Lindsay(aka American version of Amy Winehouse) put that barrel in her mouth and squeeze.
Wishing death on most anyone is not cool, especially since she hasn’t done anything to harm anyone. The only actual harm her drug and alcohol usage has hurt is her. Wishing death on a killer like Osama Bin Laden or The Grim Sleeper might be one thing…but Lindsay Lohan? Seriously? Dude, you need therapy more than she does.
Couldn’t agree more w/ Scott.
Lindsay your awesome you and Justin Bieber need to do a song together, please!
I believe this really is Justin Bieber singing this. It sounds just like him.
Oh my god. You are so right.
hahahahahahaha thats great
Last night at dinner (it was Date Night), the BF ordered his usual, a dirty martini. Our server asked, “How dirty do you want it? Like Lindsay Lohan dirty?” I snorted water out my nose.
LOL, seriously, did that really happen? Bc that’s funny.
HAHA, that is great.
That deserved a $20 tip. I might start drinking martinis just so i can use that line.
As if I am going to listen to that.
Far better people than Lindsay have died younger, and through no fault of their own. Stupid girl.
She’s looking in the mirror and singing–it’s totally about herself!
How timely for this to have “leaked”, LOL!
I like the song I just wish she wasn’t the one singing. She sucks so bad!
why do i sound like justin bieber
Brilliant producers and record companies. . . they’re just paying for the baby powder on her shoes. Maybe they can see the talent that we don’t see
The song is horrible… Someone that Lindsay will listen to needs to tell her to just leave Hollywood and try to get a decent life doing something else. I have to admit I liked Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, but I think the poor girl is just too messed up these days to produce anything of worth. Unfortunatly, I honestly think that if she doesn’t get out now and do something drastic to change her life we will hear in the not too distant future of her death, most likely self inflicted.
why WHY WHY??? leaked? or publicity stunted cuz lindsay has no money and no carreer and going to jail is a great way to get interest in the new single leaked? WTF? freakin stop already. find a rock. crawl under. cover. allow ample moss to grow.
This song is beyond horrible!!!
she isn’t a good singer. there is nothing special about her voice.
there is a “web//site” named “b l a c k // w h i t e // C u p i d” for dating or relationship, black or white singles can go there to find something sexy or beauty online !!!!
lame. song sucks.
It’s a huge bummer that her career is the way it is, especially when it had so much potential. I think that all Lohan needs is to have better people around her that can help guide her through tough situations. It’s very sad that it’s come to this point, but it’s entirely possible for her to make a comeback to her film career (never cared much for her music). She can be truly funny (“Mean Girls”), and I’m up to see her return to a healthy state.