Image Credit: Bob Charlotte/PR Photos; Glenn Harris/PR PhotosThe news that pop megastar Justin Bieber might host a rebooted version of MTV’s hoax show Punk’d did not surprise me one jot. I have long suspected his entire career to be an elaborate practical joke being played on America by Ashton Kutcher. How else, after all, to explain Mr Bieber’s unfeasible success? Or, for that matter, his hair?
Here’s my theory: On the first episode of the new Punk’d, Kutcher will reveal that “Bieber” is really a fictional character who, for the past two years has been “played” by Bruce Willis. The Kutch and Bruce are always talking about how well they get along, and we know the Die Hard star enjoys a good laugh. Hell, just this week he demonstrated his willingness to wear a meat wig in the name of comedy. Sporting a “Justin Bieber” toupee wouldn’t be that much more embarrassing.
Kutcher will then pay a visit to every person in the country and declare “You got Punk’d!” Oh, will we have egg on our faces!
Yep. never mind I’m Still Here. I’m saying Kutcher has pulled off the media stunt of the century. Do you agree?
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I’m hoping they change the name of this show to Punch’d.
I would be pissed if some kid like Justin Beiber punk’d me. The boy has no respect for his betters. He acts like he’s entitled. The boy needs to grow up some more.
i agree with you. justin has’nt had
is purberty yet, his vioce might get better.
‘scuse me?
OK
hey, so why would aston do that to
you justin?
i’m so mad that you enjoyed the
prank.
Gosh, why do people hate this kid so much?! i don’t LIKE him, but hatred seems like it’s in the air.
maybe it’s his hair…it is really annoying.
if was actually bruce willis the world would be a better place.
I really f***ing hate his hair. It makes me hate him entirely.
..uhm. Why does the way someones hair look make you hate them? Or even how they sing for that matter. People need to grow up.
Dont like him, but most certainly dont hate.
This is quite possibly the most retarded article I’ve read in a long time and I hate Justin Bieber.
So is Ashton just too old now or what? Who wants to watch Bieber being obnoxious? (at least who above the age of 15)
I’m 16. ;D
That’s such a stupid joke dat i forgot to large out lol.
That would be amazing but sadly i think not
hey justin ur so cute….love u 4ever u r so cute….plzz call me..,i am ur biggggest fan in hole word plzzzzz write back me on fb
Oh how I wish it were true…
plzz wish
opsss sorry i forgot 2 give my num.9767672642
Why the f%*$ are you wasting people’s time with fake articles that make no sense
I dont like him and i never did he’s so ugly he think he hottest boy on earth he juz like everyone else u hear that Justin Bieber juz hapmatize little girl i bet he pay his secirty guard to do his homework u ugly homo he let him get punk d juz like he punkd us dont juz use ur music to harm us go away we dont need u idolt If u that come to Richmond Middle and see how hader it is for a regular preson wait isnt hader for u cuz girlz love u
i love justinb bieber like obbsessed with him..i loooovvvveeee him more than anything…:)
true i lv bieber an al doz ppl r jst h8tz hun dnt let dm get 2 u i dig ur sngz an dig u itz a pity u so young kises casi
Ummm….what??
@Katie: Are you serious? In case you are…
“True. I love Bieber and all those people are just hates [sic, haters] hon[ey]. Don’t let them get to you. I dig your songs and dig you. It’s a pity you [are] so young. Kisses, Casi.”
And I’m waaaaay older than a teenager, and could still read that.
In case you’re joking Katie, then I’m sorry.
Allow me to translate: “True. I love Beiber and all of those people are just haters honey do not let them get to you. I dig your songs and dig you. It is a pity you are so young. Kisses Casi.” I’m fluent in desparate. I have a fourteen year old sister you see.
the sad thing is that anyone who has to write in such truncated language is already proving the fact that they are an idiot. i don’t care how old you are that is just sad and yes… desperate. what is wrong with these people that are so delusional that they actually think that justin bieber is 1. actually reading this thread and 2. will write or call them back. people, get your own lives and stop obsessing over stupid teeny bopper entitled celebrities. if you want to enjoy their “art”, fine. but leave it at that.
Are you that Beckham kid? I believe he’s named Brooklyn too. And it would explain your obsession with this lesbian looking boy.
IS IT TRUE DAT JUSTINE IS ACTUALLY A 51 YEAR OLD?
IS IT TRUE DAT TRIXY IS ACTUALLY A MORON?