Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez: 'My snake's name is Johnson.'

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In the midst of an otherwise boring pre-show, Justin Bieber swung in for a quick one-on-one interview with his girlfriend, Selena Gomez. Gomez asked him to describe his outfit. Bieber: “I have a snake. I have red pants. And I have cheetah shoes.” And what is the snake’s name, asked Gomez? Bieber: “My snake’s name is Johnson.” Ah, young love.

EW also caught up with the Biebs, and his very much real baby pet snake, on the red — sorry, the black — carpet. Here was our conversation in full: 

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What your snake’s name?
JUSTIN BIEBER:
Johnson.

Johnson! You dirty boy!
I know. [laughs]

Dude, your Johnson is small.
[Laughs and shakes his head.]

What is he?
Justin: It’s a boa constrictor. It’ll get like four feet. It’s gonna get big.

Has he peed on you yet?
Justin: No. I hope not!!

(Additional reporting by Carrie Borzillo)

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  • Janice

    Besides the obvious sex reference why is this news?

    • Mary Ann

      I think he meant his worm, not his snake.

      • Shannon

        And it never left his hand…

      • *ster

        Bieber probably has a small d!ck.

      • DC

        What a tool. Did he think it was show-n-tell?
        He’s finished! This time next year he will be a laughing stock!

    • dans\

      b/c its him and he has still reputation of being goody goody,

    • Shannon

      I dunno, it’s kinda the most like a teenage boy he’s ever acted. And the farthest from it he’s ever looked. It was just a really weird attempt at a hipster ensemble that looked like it was being worn by a 9-year-old girl.

  • JustinJ

    god that whole back and forth made me want to vomit

    • rerun

      Needed to add a few extra W’s to the EW.

      • tom

        that’s funny…

  • Tool

    I want to puke in that lesbians mouth

    • Shannon

      Keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

  • Maureen

    Wow. o_O

  • lily

    what is the snake’s name, asked Gomez?I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Lindasunny2002 on–a’ge’l’es’s’da’te.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!

  • jj

    Eww.

  • Brigette

    Why is that preschooler making such vulgar jokes? And EW staff, can you please do something about the spammers here? So annoying…

    • wakeforce

      It’s what God wanted him to say. And don’t forget Jesus Christ, too!

  • deedeedragons

    OH DEAR GOD! she looks more and more like Rachel Maddow each day.

    • Melaswen

      LMAO! I think it’s the glasses.

      • Shannon

        Bahahaha! It’s definitely the glasses. And the face. And bone structure.

  • DMB

    Everybody knows he’s gay and that she is just hanging with him for publicity and because they probably like alot of the same stuff and clothes and nail polish.

    • asdf

      Totally! I have 9 solid inches of snake for Bieber. I bet it’d be really hot if I put my johnson in his mouth. Pretty sure he’ll like it.

  • michael

    he looks like a lesbian

  • Little comment

    His head looks humongous compared to the rest of his body.

  • ann

    Ewwwww.

  • Shannon

    I loved his suddenly stoic expression when Lady G–Joe Calderone took the stage. It was like a lightbulb went off in his wee little head and he realized that she was more masculine than he’d ever be.

  • Shannon

    Good, I’m glad we’re going back to focussing on Justin’s androgyny. Those Selena pregnancy were godawful. Let us never go there again.

  • MysterWright

    Damn boy. Its like you can’t decide to be Elton John or Alice Cooper. =))

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