Heart2Heart: Is the new Lance Bass-backed boy band for real? Watch here

Move over, Rebecca Black. The Internet has a new horrifically-bad-but-OMG-it’s-kind-of-catchy tune to get out of their collective heads.

Heart2Heart, a group whose appearance seems to be a leftover relic from the glory days of the boy-band years, released a video this week for their new single, “Facebook Official,” an insightful lyrical examination of the corporate takeover of an increasingly capitalistic society.

Just kidding. It’s about changing your relationship status on Facebook.

Watch the epic video—complete with choreography—below:

I have a LOT of questions: First of all, in order to be considered a parody, does the group have to know that it is, in fact, performing a spoof?

With over half a million views already, should I be rounding up some friends to get our topical Halloween costumes in order? And your eyes didn’t deceive you: That is the real Lance Bass showing up at :17. Are you sitting down? The former NSYNCer is Heart2Heart’s mentor. You can personally blame him for this atrocity.

Top 5 questionable lyrics:

5.’Heart2Heart is back/ FB chat poppin’ on my Mac.’

4.’C’mon/ Myspace is dead/ I’m checking your page to see what you said.’

3.’Heart on your page/Heart, heart on your page/let’s make it official.’

2. ‘Can you confirm this request/Agree to my terms of service.’

1.’Status update/what/checking pics of your butt.’

And the world weeps. What are your ‘favorite’ lyrics?

I just checked, and the song is available on iTunes. The tune is brand-new, but a Facebook singalong seems a little 2009. I’m just waiting for the inevitable sequel: “I’d Follow You: An Ode to Twitter.” Music Mixers, what do you think?

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  • Whaaaa

    Seriously, is this for real?

  • Amber

    This better be fake.

  • Idviceroy

    Someone should tells those girls those aren’t straight boys, they are what gay men call twinks.

  • Derek

    LOL!!! Hilarious! IMO, I think it’s obvious that it’s not for real. The looks on their faces definitely lets you know that they are in on the joke. Even the choreography gives it away.

  • Phil

    I’m searching for the most atrocious words I can possibly come up with, but I’ll go with my gut (before I throw it up). As a gay dude, I’m HORRIFIED Lance would inflict this upon the unsuspecting world at large. The very first shot of “Chad” with all that make up and hair flying around ?! He’s got more make up on then the girls squealing over him on their laptop.
    Unbelievably horrific.

  • kyle

    LMFAO This has to be a joke

  • Andrew

    I’m sick of this idiot trying to stay in the media. He copycats everything Joey Fatone does. Joey Fatone did Broadway, so did Lance, Joey did DWTS, he did DWTS. If Joey jumped off a bridge, he’d do it too. Lance was also only on DWTS because ABC wanted to try to make his crowd watch their show like they were doing with Callie Torres and Erica Hahn on “Grey’s Anatomy” at the same time. ABC confirmed that representing that community on their hit shows is important, but they don’t have to go crazy over it.

    • Phil

      Umm you do realize that ABC is owned by Disney who has been gay friendly for like, decades before it was hip to like us homos, right??

  • Felix

    This gay man would like the world to know that he does not endorse this type of behavior.

  • Nathan

    Seems a little late in the game to be doing a boy band parody.

  • Willy

    As a fan of korean pop music aka k-pop this is definitely a parody of that style of music…the hair, the clothes,.and the choreo are all copies popular k-pop boy bands…all of you who think this is serious just got trolled…hard! Lol

  • Justin

    I’m not one for violence….but I want to beat these 5 tools down.

  • Maya

    Actually… they are for real. And they put more work into this than most of you civilians put into your whole lives…. Shout out to KX and the whole crazy group. Miss you, love you. Semper Fidelis lil bro.

    • jem

      Haha yeah no. Little harder next time ladies.

  • Sammy

    WHAT THE ****
    horrifically-bad-but-OMG-it’s-kind-of-catchy tune
    THESE GUYS ARE GOOD ! and YEAH WHAT IF THIS SONG IS A PARODY ?!? THEY GOT OTHER SONGS @the writer such hateposts are making me rage so you don’t wanna see me at night, otherwise you’ll get to know my window!

    • jem

      Lame

  • Taylor

    … seriously? This is bad. Really bad.

  • Seri

    This is a really really really bed ripoff of K-pop… these boys seriously need some training if they want to compete with the likes of Super Junior, SHINee, or TVXQ… this video itself is a ripoff of TEEN TOP’s Supalove

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