R. Kelly adores carnal pleasures. He also has a fondness for food. And he has never hesitated bringing the two together; look no further than classic tracks like “Sex In the Kitchen” (where he wanted to lay you down next to the buttered rolls) or “Sweet Tooth” (wherein he compared a part of the female anatomy to Skittles).
Now comes “Cookie,” the latest track from Kelly’s forthcoming Black Panties album. It contains a ton of shout-outs to Oreos (which, it should be noted, were not on his shopping list—hopefully his song about chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs will be coming soon), and he does in fact call himself “Cookie Monster” at one point (though the song somehow doesn’t sample this classic).
Give “Cookie” a spin below. And in case it’s unclear: This is not in any way about baked goods.
R. Kelly’s Black Panties will be out November 11.