Colorado’s divisive joke-hop jesters 3Oh!3, they of a still-flaming March post here on the Music Mix, apparently do in fact trust a ho; they’ve allowed a real live female — multiplatinum pop tartlet Katy Perry — to talk with more than her hips in the new video for their remixed “Starstrukk.”
Then again, it’s still 3OH!3, so Perry delivers her solo while being hosed down a la livestock at the county fair, while anonymous girls hurtle themselves forward like deranged Aberzombies, mindlessly hunting fresh man-meat. Somehow, frolicking in a fountain seemed a lot less degrading when the Go-Gos did it:
It’s Monday and I’m old, Music Mixers, so tell me: Just dumb, fun entertainment, yes? Or somewhere between locusts and flood in the lead-up to this?
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I love this version of the song, and the music video is just ok. It’s a lot better than the first one, though!
The song’s eh, the video’s kind of confusing; what exactly is going on there?
it’s like when in rome