A couple of years ago, Madonna made her official foray into the fashion world with “Material Girl,” a contemporary line aimed at teenage girls.
Now, she’s ready to take on fashionistas her own age — and, well, slightly younger — with “Truth or Dare,” a new lifestyle collection aimed at women between the ages of 27-50.
“Over the past several years, I have been approached countless times to create my own brand,” Madonna said in a statement to Yahoo!. “The timing is right and I have found great partners in Iconix, who can help translate my vision to reality.”
Madonna is apparently planning to kick off “Truth or Dare” (which is also, famously, the title of a 1991 documentary about her Blond Ambition tour) with a fragrance next April, after which she’ll possibly add on accessories, handbags and underwear. Whether or not actual clothing makes the cut remains to be seen.
Now, since we don’t have much detail yet on what exactly the line will feature, we decided to come up with a few creative ideas of our own. Check out the list below to see the five products we think Madonna’s collection could include, and then share your own predictions in the comments.
5. A Yoga Mat With Her Face On It: Surely, the diva who once downward-dogged seven days a week will find a way to incorporate it into her lifestyle line right? Her face of course would be plastered all over the mat to remind her buyers during their lunges that she’ll always be more flexible than them.
3. Body Paint: Madonna once told Rolling Stone that her provocative performances started in seventh grade, after her girlfriends painted her body with fluorescent hearts and flowers for a rendition of the Who’s “Baba O’Riley.” What better way to pay homage to that than to let a whole new crop of women find their key to reinvention? I mean, wouldn’t you like to see your mom don a midriff top and a flower-painted belly? It’s called expression, people!
2. Clothes: We recommend she puts any of the outfits from this gallery up for sale. If only so she never wears them again.
1. A Hydrangea-Scented Fragrance!: Because we know how much those are her favorite!
Now that you’ve heard our ideas, weigh in with your best ones below.