Miley can’t stop, y’all.
She can’t stop smashing french-fry skulls; she can’t stop twerking with giant teddy bears; she can’t stop stretching the limits of white stretch pants or tonguing Barbies in swimming pools or watching her friends cut their “fingers” off till Pepto-Bismol oozes out like pink, medicinal blood.
And she won’t stop — watch it below:
Readers, Miley has officially left the dream-and-a-cardigan building. So what do you think?
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